We all know at least one person like this. He plays every game, clicks on every link, answers every stupid personality quiz, and falls for every scam involving penis enlarging pills. The Farmville Spammer is seemingly the ideal Internet consumer, the kind of person marketing companies drool over. And it wouldn’t bother you that much, except that because of the way Facebook works, you have to know EVERYTHING this person does.
Your Wall turns into an advertisement of this person’s disturbing proclivities. You make an attempt to block the stuff, but for every program you erase, three more pop up, like some digital hydra with pixilated tomato fields for heads. You even have thoughts that some of your other friends will look at your Wall and mistake YOU for the Spammer, and things get terrifying. You eventually have no choice but to unfriend the guy for the sake of your sanity.
Real Life Equivalent:
Oh come ON, Grandpa!
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