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9 Months Later

9  Months Later...

Jack  decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So  they loaded  up Jack's minivan  and headed north.


After  driving for a few hours, they got caught in a  terrible blizzard.


They  pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady  who answered the door if they could spend the  night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I  have this huge house all
 to myself,  but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid  the neighbours will  talk if I let you  stay in my house.'
'Don't  worry,' Jack said'We'll be  happy to sleep in  the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be  gone at first light.'  The lady  agreed, and the two men found their way to the  barn and settled  in for the night.


Come  morning, the weather had cleared, and they  got on their way.


They  enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But  about nine months later,  Jack got an unexpected letter  from an attorney...


It  took him a few minutes to figure  it out, but  he finally determined that it  was from  the attorney of that  attractive widow he had  met on the ski weekend. He  dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob,  do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on  our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes,  I do.' said Bob

'Did  you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the  house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes !,' Bob said, a  little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit  that
 I did.'

'And  did you happen to give her my name
 instead of  telling her your name?'
Bob's  face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy,  I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

 
'She  just died and left me everything.'




(And  you thought the ending
 would  be different,
didn't  you?... you know you smiled...now
 keep  that
smile for the
 rest  of the day!) 

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